What do you get the Twilight fan that has everything? Why, his or her very own life-sized stand-up poster of Rob Pattinson (aka Edward Cullen), natch! Now you can sleep under the watchful eye of your own brooding but morally conscious vampire. Unfortunately this version is made of cardboard, not marble, and I doubt he'll be taking you on any forest fun runs where you don't have to do both the running and the lifting. But if all you want is to sit and stare at beauty personified, this is the guy for you.Available now from Amazon!
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4 Feel free to agree with me:
Awesome! I'm gunna have to get me one of those. DO you think Brick will mind if I position it in the corner of my room so I can pretend it is watching me sleep?
Um . . . nah, I won't mind. He'll make me feel safe and warm all over too.
And I'm perfectly ok admitting to that and don't feel I have compromised my manliness in any way.
Well . . . maybe a little.
Okay . . ew. Now I don't want one.
Wait, my husband is a genius. Reverse psychology at its best. Don't worry, Edward Paper Cut-out, you will soon be mine . . .
Oh, I want one!! If I can't have the a real life sexy vampire, I'll have to settle for the cardboard. ;-)
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